It's why I don't go out much... Not the best way to start a wrestling career, but quite a hilarious one, To be fair, that was an incredibly poor choice of words :(. I now say, “slow deep breaths,” instead. Plunger down – 99, 98, 97 – I remembered nothing more. Early in the summer of 1799 the nitrous oxide trials began on other people. Before Surgery Wishes and Prayers & Wishes After Surgery: Undergoing surgery is never an easy thing. Please check link and try again. I was coming out after my wisdom teeth surgery last year (aged 21) and the surgeon popped his head in and said, “Hello little one you’re awake” and I said, “I’m not little I’m 5’11 but thank you.” Apparently it was funny. When I was 9 and having jaw surgery, the surgeon was putting me under and said, “Say bye to your mommy!” And apparently 9-year-old me thought that meant they were going to kill me. My mom was mortified. Whoever you are sleepy man, I simultaneously thank you and hate you. She knows what you’re talking about.” I’m a lawyer. Please provide your email address and we will send your password shortly. getting surgery tomorrow on wisdom teeth and just curious what would be funny to say… Remember to visit a dermatologist once you've completed the quiz, and talk to them about your answers. Wilson score: 0.9803 When she was in fellowship she had a patient say they saw dicks dripping off the ceiling. Check your inbox, and click on the link to activate your account. He was treating a woman, and he said, “I’m putting you to sleep now.” She replied with the most horrified look on her face, “Like a dog?!”. In the last 6 months, have these bumps reappeared 3 or more times? Mindaugas has worked as a freelance photographer mainly doing events, product photography and has a recurring passion for macro photography. “Let’s plan a girls’ night after you recover from your surgery!” The obvious assumption is that things will go well when you say you are eager to make plans with someone after surgery. 16. Get the latest inspiring stories via our awesome iOS app! Apparently she looked very concerned by this information and my mother had to explain that I’ve been a licensed funeral director for many years and hospitals and other facilities often do not remove tubing. I thought it’d be funny if I asked, “Does anyone need anything while I’m out?” right before I went under. Wife said the nurses were cracking up. I creeped out a nurse by talking about my occupation, and then even more by commenting on her butt in a backhanded compliment. I was about to start counting backwards before they put the mask on. We're asking people to rethink comments that seem similar to others that have been reported or downvoted, By using our services you agree to our use of cookies to improve your visit. I apparently yelled, “I am not bringing my child into the world to this shit!” They turned the radio off. To complete the subscription process, please click the link in the email we just sent you. He had a problem with needles so they numbed up the area for the IV and then gave him an injection into the IV that made him a little loopy, but relaxed. My surgery will be in about 5 hours, thank you for the ideas. - RedshirtStormtrooper 5. But it’s also a highly complicated and specialized aspect of medicine, sporting a long history and a significant role in many operations. 6. I called out for my mom and dad and when they didn’t immediately come to my side, I called out for Captain Kirk. and the answers may send you into fits of giggles without any local anesthesia. Everything is going to turn out great, so have keep up your spirits and God will accompany you. When I was about to go out for surgery they were strapping me down, and told me it was so that I don’t fall off the table. "I tend to get aroused while under anesthesia, but it's fine, just tape it down if it gets in the way." Funny Things To Say Right Before Anesthesia Kicks In (Reddit Stories r/AskReddit) Post By PKFever July 4, 2019 No Comments Share Share Follow Tweet Share Email I was lying there all groggy and confused when two nurses walked over pushing one of those carts with a computer on it. I an an Anesthetist, so I hear pretty funny things daily, but one sticks out. 33. and the patient replies super loudly, "I DUNNO BUT ITS FUCKING AWESOME". Remember to use tact and avoid insensitive or offensive jokes. It was the third time I had been put under in a year. I would have stood up saluting! Woke up after wisdom teeth surgery alone in a small recovery room. The two researchers began to give the gas to their circle of friends and had them report their experiences after. !”, 29. It's important to talk to a dermatologist about any medical concerns you may have. 55. Anesthesiologist: Yes you had surgery and are waking up from it. Photo editor at Bored Panda. 518,632. My wife is an anesthesiologist. 49. 6. Bored Panda works best if you switch to our Android app. 13. Remember to use tact and avoid insensitive or offensive jokes. “Let’s plan a girls’ night after you recover from your surgery!” The obvious assumption is that things will go well when you say you are eager to make plans with someone after surgery. Edit: Woke up today and this blew up. Had a patient wake up violently. In addition to their role in the procedure itself, anesthesia professionals make many preparations for you before surgery. I was getting my gallbladder removed and as they were wheeling me back, I started to cry and said, “I’m gonna wake up with my lips stitched to someone’s asshole.”. I had to go under this once too. As they say, laughter is the best medicine, keeping the patient in high spirits will help them with their recovery. YouTube has brought the world many gems, but none greater than the trend of filming people at their most vulnerable - under the influence of laughing gas - and sharing all the funny stories with the rest of the internet. Some 14 year old kid whispered, “I fucked your mom.”. I love telling that story, that lady made all our days. I knew a guy who had surgery and afterwards wanted to go home. Then I started crying even harder because my mom hated it when I swore and I made all the nurses pinkie promise not to tell my mom. We find out the real reason why Yagari doesn't like hospitals. Usually after surgery you would awake with a catheter inserted. He was curious to see the effect the gas would have on people and what they might do, so he began with experiments on himself. There are some very difficult times in the lives of everyone of us and perhaps one of the most complicated is when our health is compromised and require surgery. Please enter your email to complete registration. The anesthesiologist that came in to check me over had bright blue teeth and lips. So in the spirit of science I proposed a test with the anesthesiologist: when she started the medicine I would begin counting backward. See more ideas about surgery humor, humor, medical humor. As a medical profession, we are around the lingo day in and day out. You may unsubscribe at any time. My first surgery they were putting me to sleep and I heard a James Taylor song playing and I said, “I hope this isn’t the last thing I ever hear.”, 56. When I was going under for a surgery, my anesthesiologist asked what I wanted to eat after this surgery and apparently I said “A steak… with peanut butter.”, He laughed and said, “Where do you get THOSE steaks? Whats some funny things you said or someone else has said before they passed out in the surgical seat? Anyway, she was coming OUT of anesthesia after a wisdom tooth removal, and as one of the doctors was helping my mom wheel her out to the car she says very loudly, “Man, this is wild. When I was being put under for a toe surgery, I said, and I quote, “Grape soda doesn’t taste like grapes, but it sure as hell tastes like purple.”. The famous and evil bastard catheter haunted me for many years after. Things You Don't Want To Hear During Surgery “Better save that. I’m an anesthesiologist. She also said it wasn’t particular unusual to get comments of that sort. I once tried to say something funny right before surgery, they were about to put me out and I said, “go easy on me doc, it’s my first time.” Advertisement - story continues below I gave a little chuckle and so did the doctor… he then picked up a scalpel and said, “don’t worry, it’s my first time too.” Get well soon friend. Before my emergency appendectomy and right as they wheeled me away, I grabbed my husband and said (very loudly): “Don’t forget to tell them our backup plan. I’ve had patients say, “here we go!! Apparently the death rate for an ACL repair is pretty low. Well I look under and ask the nurse "what are we on?" By the way, the medical staff are bound by ethics (and human decency) to keep any weird things you say private. Apparently I then followed that up by telling the (young) nurse she had a nice butt, but not as nice as my wife’s. Genre: Entertainment Family friendly? 19. I’m told that when waking up from getting my wisdom teeth out, I rattled off a very long list of the girls in my high school I wanted to bang, one of which was the dentist’s daughter. YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST DOCTORS I’VE EVER SEEN. Apparently, right after they gave me the drugs I started talking about how cute my boyfriend’s butt is. There are some very difficult times in the lives of everyone of us and perhaps one of the most complicated is when our health is compromised and require surgery. 38. What I meant was a hospital room. See the funny things people said after waking up from anesthesia. Right before they wheeled him into the OR, they asked me to say a few words to him. I am going for more this evening; it makes one strong and so happy, so gloriously happy! I would be scared s***less if my Mum said that! Posted by 5 years ago. My dad’s an anesthesiologist. Fight boredom with iPhones and iPads here. Where else can you see a normally sane young woman go on and on about riding a magical unicorn, or witness a grown man get strangely weepy over the idea of riding a Buzz Lightyear ride at Disneyland?. I know that today is a big day for you, but I’m here for you on the other side. And Kaien has a little too much fun. Nitrous oxide or "laughing gas" is a sedative that calms the nerves, used commonly during dental procedures, like pulling teeth, and while the name suggests the patient will break out into fits of laughter, a lot of times the side-effects makes those around them laugh even harder. When I would wake up we would compare what I remembered to what she observed. Has anyone in your family been diagnosed with HS or experienced HS symptoms? These are examples of funny things to write in a get well card for someone having surgery. So much for bravery...lol, I had a surgery. Without missing a beat, while looking terrified, pops reached down and counted “1….2…3….yep all still there.”. Messages for encouragement before surgery Searching for speddy recovery text messages ? Turns out he was talking about something entirely unrelated to my procedure, but I think he and the nurse forgot for a moment that I was awake and my ears work just fine. After the surgery I woke up in post op, which was a fairly large room with probably 6 to 7 other patients in beds waiting to become conscious again. We called it anesthesia rage. 59. Close. Last year they were knocking me out for a colonoscopy. 12. 31. Keep in mind that I say these things just before I lose consciousness, so my speech will be slurred. 6. I had to go under for ear surgery once. I assume you've used your first and middle names on here, and have kept your last name a secret, because it's "Business". My brother went under and on his way out he said, “Holy fuck, you are beautiful and I’m in love” to the nurse anesthetist. I think she wants to marry me!!" At that the nurse stopped trying to keep him in bed, he stood and immediately ate the floor. 32. My ass itches and I’m too high to scratch.”, 9. 6. Error occurred when generating embed. When I woke up from surgery, the doctors asked if I wanted anything to eat. See more ideas about surgery humor, humor, medical humor. Minutes later I awoke. Your answers indicate that you haven’t experienced any of the common symptoms that are typically associated with HS. I spit out my water reading this hahahahaha, Humphrey and his assistant Dr. Kinglake, began by heating up crystals of ammonium nitrate, collect the released gas in a green oiled-silk bag, pass this through water vapor in order to remove any impurities, and inhale it through a mouthpiece. Get well soon. When I woke up everyone was staring at me like a lab experiment. Bored Panda works better on our iPhone app. I had to take my mom to the hospital and while I was speaking to the doctor about her medical history, my mom was ~real~ insistent about them knowing her tennis elbow. Patient: Did you just do surgery on my leg? By subscribing, you agree to the terms of our Privacy Statement. I had the mask on her face and I said, “nice big breaths,” as I pushed propofol. When my stepdad was going under for a surgery, he was almost out but at a sweet point that the doctor told my mom she could ask him anything and he wouldn’t be able to help but answer truthfully. 1). Please use high-res photos without watermarks. My friends thought it was hilarious. From what I was told, the doctor had to excuse himself because he started laughing really hard. My wife couldn’t take me for my first colonoscopy due to work so my mother did, and apparently coming out of anesthesia, when they were removing my IV, I told the nurse, “Oh, that’s neat. So, for my thesis I work with human aortas that we get from the mortuary of the uni hospital, but in recent months the pathologist responsible has been very ill and unable to harvest the organs. My boyfriend still teases me about it. Health is one of the most precious things we have in life and we should take care of it, however no one is exempt from illness. I had surgery last week for the first time. Ian Hamilton, a drug researcher at York University, told MailOnline: "This significant rise in deaths due to nitrous oxide use needs urgent action, we need to educate young people about the dangers of using this drug. Just… He wasn’t recovered enough to and the nurse wasn’t gonna let him get up yet. I said, "Does anyone need anything while I'm out?" O, Tom! Dedicated to your stories and ideas. Humphry would inhale larger amounts of the gas outside of his lab, “occupied only by an ideal existence”, and even consume it after drinking. Your answers indicate you’ve experienced symptoms commonly associated with HS. These are examples of funny things to write in a get well card for someone having surgery. 2). 39. My mother felt free to share that with EVERYONE. The entire cart froze. During this difficult time, it is to good show support to your loved ones. When I was in school I was getting ready to get a lady off to sleep and was going through my regular spiel. My old man had a vasectomy after my younger brother was born and when he woke up after the surgery he couldn’t find his dick… because it had been taped to his leg. 7. He constructed an "air-tight breathing box" and would sit for hours at a time inhaling large amounts and almost died on several occasions. I was a wreck until the labs came back. O, excellent air-bag! As they say, laughter is the best medicine, keeping the patient in high spirits will help them with their recovery. It's easy to lose the perspective of a lay person. We have sent an email to the address you provided with an activation link. Jul 31, 2020 - Explore Melissa Cook's board "Surgery Humor", followed by 182 people on Pinterest. Archived. Click here. Then immediately started rapping mumbled lines. 25. My last words were, it’s ok, 5 second rule. I reassured him that he would be out quickly and everything would be fine. In high school I had a reconstructive surgery on my knee as I tore my ACL and meniscus in a sports injury. Sometimes patients say the funniest things. 44. The laughing gas (nitrous oxide) we use today was developed through experimentation by British chemist and inventor Humphrey Davy in 1799. Thoughts from other people? I went under for a nasal canal surgery and apparently after the surgery I was holding the nurses hand and repeating, “I love you, don’t leave me” over and over. 23. These words give us the strength to move forward when we are not feeling so great before surgery. I was coming out of general anesthesia after a surgery to repair a broken leg. 45. Luckily, there wasn't anything wrong. The anesthesiologist espied me and came over quickly. 37. My brother went under and on his way out he said, “Holy fuck, you are beautiful and I’m in love” to the nurse anesthetist. I’m a pretty big guy and the doctor I gave the “friendly” pat on the back was a relatively small dude. Right after giving midazolam I had a patient say, “WOW, this feels like the 70’s!”. Imagine yourself at home, recovering from surgery and then doing all the things you love so much. Nurse anesthetist here. Anesthesia is the source of hilarious videos gone viral, depicting dazed hospital patients waking up from operations and saying weird things. Funny Things To Say Right Before Anesthesia Kicks In (Reddit Stories r/AskReddit) Post By PKFever July 4, 2019 No Comments Share Share Follow Tweet Share Email I was the patient. O, Tom! 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